January 2009
50 posts
Townes Van Zandt - At My Window, The Nashville...
“I have a feeling this guy may be the real deal. Seriously. I’m still annoyed by...”
– merlin mann (via aja) (via soupsoup)
Lil Wayne's "Put Some Keys on That" translated
talkinghead:
I had to reblog this again - b/c i still thinks it’s funny.
waksays:
Click here for original lyrics
I have a set of very large hubcaps on my vehicle And so many speakers in my trunk that the back end tends to vibrate My vehicle is superior to that of San Antonio Spurs standout Tim Duncan And occasionally I ruin the tires on Lamborghinis I’m uncertain why, but many females...
McNabb's yard vandalized by Cardinals fans →
winstonwolfe:
What’s funny about this story is that he let it slide the first two times the suspects did it, even laughing it off as pranks until they brought diesel fuel to the party. What is absolutely shocking is that it wasn’t Philly fans who were responsible for acts of vandalism. Change has truly come to America.
Winston, I thought we were cool man. Now I have to put you on the “Get...
Total Suckers You Know Continue To Live On Rice...
johnmurray:
It’s a story we never get tired of: While your friends from college are living in New York, subsisting on grapefruit and selling their eggs and plotting out cheap food on Google maps like a Loman-esque midwestern family visiting “The City” on a budget, you’re in South Philly, paying rent well under the thousand dollar mark to live on your own and buying a bottle of Patron every...
People think Young Manhattanite is funny because...
soupsoup:
previously
“Twitter: an online tool that enables bookish adults to simulate the popularity...”
– from @zeldman (via noneck) (via msg) (via jschwa)
youngmanhattanite:
waksays:
unfortunately, not everyone made it out unscathed
We’re waiting for the cake.
Uhhhh, yeah. Cake’s on the way guys. One cake, comin’ right up. I AM PICKING UP WHAT YOU ARE PUTTING DOWN.
Last week, the Birds downed the NY Giants...
…this week, they downed the NY Jets!
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
K. Baker to the Holodeck. K. Baker to the...
John: http://katiebakes.tumblr.com/post/70743997/lunchfood-holy-shit-this-is-insane-everyone-at
thats what the inside of goldman sachs looks like?
i thought she worked at a marble desk and wrote with crystals
the final solution.
John: you know what would be sweet
me: wat
John: if palestine and israel nuked each other at the same time and they were all dead and then we just built a mall over what used to be israel and palestine
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All I'm Sayin' Is...
fusioned:
Eagles may have beat us last night, but those douchebags still need to win a championship. A game is a game, but you gotta win the war to be respected.
All I’m Sayin’ Is…
YOU LOSE. And whatever you need to say today to make yourself feel better, that’s A-OK with me, champ.
Email exchange between Dreamworks and The Pirate...
Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 18:21:43 -0100 (GMT) From: anakata To: KMWLAW@flash.net[/email] Subject: Re: Unauthorized Use of DreamWorks SKG Properties On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 KMWLAW@flash.net wrote: > Dennis L. Wilson, Esq. > KEATS McFARLAND & WILSON, LLP > 9720 Wilshire Blvd., Penthouse Suite > Beverly Hills, CA 90212 > Tel: (310) 248-3830 > Fax: (310) 860-0363 > > >...
fusioned:
waksays:
fusioned:
This ad is highly offensive to a Giants fan
Love it. Fuck a Giant.
Fuck your mother
Nobody owns the water, man. It's God's water.
Grade school textbooks teach evolution as fact. It is a monstrous lie that harms our children. The evolution theory says we evolved from the original Big Bang and later crawled out of a green slime from the ocean. Here is one example of its ludicrous hypothesis. Of all the mysteries surrounding evolution, the one that is most baffling to the evolutionists, is “water.” Where did all the...
Truman Capote
INTERVIEWER What are some of your writing habits? Do you use a desk? Do you write on a machine?
CAPOTE I am a completely horizontal author. I can’t think unless I’m lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch and with a cigarette and coffee handy. I’ve got to be puffing and sipping. As the afternoon wears on, I shift from coffee to mint tea to sherry to martinis. No, I...
