January 2008
20 posts
Memes: Lil Wayne's "Put Some Keys on That" ...
Click here for original lyrics I have a set of very large hubcaps on my vehicle And so many speakers in my trunk that the back end tends to vibrate My vehicle is superior to that of San Antonio Spurs standout Tim Duncan And occasionally I ruin the tires on Lamborghinis I’m uncertain why, but many females want to mate with me I’d rather feed them narcotics and watch them engage each other...
Romney courts the gay, black, proctologist,...
This joke practically writes itself.
Dems was Jokes!
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast a possible. The man walks up to the boy and says “You know son, its really not healthy to eat all that candy.” The kid looks up at him and says, “You know my grandfather lived to be 97 years old.” The man...
Dollars to Donuts: A Word of Warning
Today, we speak to Professor Eric Gorman of the Gorman School of Economics and Wu-Tangery about the impending fiscal crisis and finding doughey salvation in an unlikely place. WakSays: Thanks for joining us Professor Gorman. Professor Gorman: My pleasure. When I heard the fed was cutting interest rates for the second time in nine days, I knew I had to get the word up word out. WS: Let’s get...
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Here's a totally sweet album to download, special... →
Explosions in the Sky - How Strange, Innocence Release Info Release Date: 2000 (ReIssued 2005) Tracks: 7 Label: Temporary Residence Band Member Instruments Christopher Hrasky - Percussion/Drums Michael James - Bass Mark Smith - Guitar Manuf Rayani - Guitar Track Listing 1. A Song For Our Fathers 5:44 2. Snow And Lights 8:18 3. Magic Hours 8:33 4. Look Into The Air 5:26 5....
WatchHey, remember skateboarding? Yeah, it’s back, in a big way.
Funemployment losing its charm.
Well, it’s week 7 or so of unemployment. Cash flow is dwindling, weekend trip to NYC is inadvisable, inevitable. (EDIT: Christ, I can’t even afford proper HTML in my title.) Downtown Easton is a bustling metropolis of bus stands, bus stops, and bus lanes. If there is a business opportunity here, I will find it. As far as I can tell, there is only one strip-club—The Fanny Pack....
Mets land Santana...
…get even gayer.
Hairy Potter
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book. Let’s see the results… “Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry. “Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in...
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Kevin has great taste in life partners; less so in...
Me: Kevin, there's these restaurants in Japan where you can have sex with an animal then they'll cook it up for you for dinner.
Me: What animal would you go for?
Me: I wont tell anyone.
Kevin: I don't believe that for a second.
Me: I SWEAR I WONT CUT AND PASTE OUR CHAT TO MURRAY
Kevin has taken this chat off the record
Kevin: I would fuck a hippo.
...later...
Murray: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Murray: hahahahahahhahaa.
